Wednesday, January 12, 2005

Oh honey, he'll scream like a little girl

I think a tour of Edmonton area graveyards must be had when Jay returns. Heather wants to see him scream like a little girl, and that he shall. We'll watch Saw, and that movie with the meowing Japanese kid, and then we'll go to the graveyard. Jason has cleverly devised a plan to save himself from all girl oriented torment, but I for one don't see it being successful. I simply don't know where one would find a trained gay wolverine in Alberta. Gay things are illegal here.

Bäjs! says:
lol, no way.. i know that graveyard is haunted and has murderers.. i feel safer in a bad part of peru.
Jo » NOOO SHE'S PREGNANT! I CAN'T BELIEVE HE GOT HER PREGNANT! lol Naz says:
ohh we're going...what are you gonna do, throw yourself out of my car at 130km/h? lol
Jo » NOOO SHE'S PREGNANT! I CAN'T BELIEVE HE GOT HER PREGNANT! lol Naz says:
i think i'm gonna go round researching creepy graveyards...i'll take you on a tour when you get back
Bäjs! says:
dibs out
Bäjs! says:
i go on no tours
Jo » NOOO SHE'S PREGNANT! I CAN'T BELIEVE HE GOT HER PREGNANT! lol Naz says:
you wont know! i'll tell you we're going to a movie, and then bam! graveyards it will be
Bäjs! says:
shit.. i´ll bring something with me that´ll allow me to bargain my freedom.. like a trained wolverine
Jo » NOOO SHE'S PREGNANT! I CAN'T BELIEVE HE GOT HER PREGNANT! lol Naz says:
yes, because i won't notice when you try to put a trained wolverine into my car
Bäjs! says:
nah.. they can hide in backpacks
Bäjs! says:
i´ll just say its my man purse
Bäjs! says:
you know.. make up.. tampons.. the usual stuff men have in a purse
Jo » NOOO SHE'S PREGNANT! I CAN'T BELIEVE HE GOT HER PREGNANT! lol Naz says:
i'll get you smashed, steal your manpurse, take your debit card (because i remember you telling me your pin, lol), free the wolverine, and then graveyards it will be
Bäjs! says:
.. nah its trained, itll save me from all girl oriented torment
Jo » NOOO SHE'S PREGNANT! I CAN'T BELIEVE HE GOT HER PREGNANT! lol Naz says:
and anyways, i'll find it a girl wolverine. being a male, its desire for sex will greatly outweigh its desire to save you from all girl oriented torment
Bäjs! says:
.. nah, he´ll be gay
Jo » NOOO SHE'S PREGNANT! I CAN'T BELIEVE HE GOT HER PREGNANT! lol Naz says:
good luck finding a gay wolverine in alberta...gay things are illegal here!
Bäjs! says:
ill go to bc .. they´re really liberal there
Jo » NOOO SHE'S PREGNANT! I CAN'T BELIEVE HE GOT HER PREGNANT! lol Naz says:
ohhh yes...you did agree to come to vancouver with me...i'm going to have to monitor your wolverine stealing activities
Bäjs! says:
i´ll get in from south america
Jo » NOOO SHE'S PREGNANT! I CAN'T BELIEVE HE GOT HER PREGNANT! lol Naz says:
i'll report you to csis, for smuggling contraband gay wolverines into alberta
Bäjs! says:
.. nah, they wont believe a non citizen
Jo » NOOO SHE'S PREGNANT! I CAN'T BELIEVE HE GOT HER PREGNANT! lol Naz says:
i'll get naz on my side...shes canadian
Bäjs! says:
.. doesnt matter.. its like buying beer for underage kids.. if they´re standing beside you.. they get id´d too
Jo » NOOO SHE'S PREGNANT! I CAN'T BELIEVE HE GOT HER PREGNANT! lol Naz says:
i have status! i met alec baldwin and ate lunch beside jason priestly!
Bäjs! says:
do you have proof?
Bäjs! says:
thats like the underage kid saying I have pubes, and a beard!

See the extent to which he's willing to go to avoid the graveyard? Oh Heather, I guarantee you he'll scream like a little girl. I'm really lucky he doesn't read my blog. He'd probably hurt me for advertising the fact that he's a pansy at heart and screams at scary things, and for posting that conversation on the internet. Oh well, he's in Bolivia, I'm not too concerned. With that, I think I will go to bed. Or bathe, at least, given that I'm dirty like Naz. At least I know where Rome is.

I caught you a delicious bass, St. Albert!